A Double-Edged Sword: The Luxurious Nightmare of Malioboro

Malioboro is a peculiar establishment in Jakarta, offering a unique blend of a spa and a nightclub. However, it's far from a budget-friendly option. If you're looking to avoid being fleeced, this is not the place for you.

Upon arrival, you'll be asked to choose between the spa and the club. The spa is located on the right, while the club is a short walk away. As you enter the club, you'll be given a numbered card to track your expenses.

The atmosphere is typical of Jakarta clubs, with heavy smoke filling the air. The club doesn't truly come alive until around 10 PM, so expect a sparse crowd earlier in the evening. The layout is a mix of strip club and nightclub, with girls dancing on top of the bar and tables scattered throughout the space.

As soon as you settle in, you'll be approached by girls offering drinks. The average age of the girls is between 18 and 25, and they're generally attractive. Don't be surprised by their aggressive approach; they'll constantly pester you for drinks.

If you buy a girl a drink, she'll allow some physical contact and grinding. However, this attention is fleeting, and she'll quickly ask for another drink.

For more intimate encounters, you can take a girl to one of the curtained-off rooms on the second floor. While they claim it's free, there's a minimum spend of 10 lady drinks, which equates to [660k rupiah]. In the room, you can engage in more intimate activities, but be prepared for the girl to demand more drinks after about 30 minutes.

Personally, I didn't find it worthwhile to take a girl to a room. I had no trouble getting their numbers and arranging to meet outside, but they were asking for exorbitant sums to spend the night.

In conclusion, Malioboro offers a unique experience, but it's a costly one. The girls are attractive, but the constant pressure for drinks and tips can be overwhelming. If you're not prepared to say "no" repeatedly, this club is best avoided.