Apirom | Siamese Somatic Sanctuary

Very disappointing experience. The service was extremely poor, and the name Buasa lady’s attitude was arrogant and unfriendly. There was practically no service at all, and the actual experience was completely different from what was advertised in the video. For this kind of experience, I might as well choose a 2,000 THB option elsewhere. Definitely not worth the price, and I would not recommend it.

The two-hour, THB9,800 session with Pa Nan was a huge disappointment. The first hour consisted of a foot scrub, shower, and tub soak; apparently orchid petals in the tub and potted plants are supposed to give it a luxurious ambiance, but it’s just bathing. The second hour of supposedly adult massage was almost laughable. Pa Nan seemed inexperienced and unhappy to be in this line of work. Her response to everything was No and she feigned injury to a leg as an excuse to not perform. Every phase of the session was so obviously scripted, with her literally setting an alarm clock for each step. Apirom’s website is a marvel of marketing, but the actual experience inside the spa was one of style over substance. At these high prices, it’s reasonable to expect exceptional service, not the minimal level of service found here. In fairness, I mentioned my concerns to the receptionist, with no response from her. In sum, any number of other establishments in the Sukhumvit area can provide better performance and value and in a comfortable setting.

Experienced a level of bliss and satisfaction never felt before. Everything—architecture, interior, music, costumes, scents, and program—was beautifully unified into one immersive world. In the relaxed atmosphere, all my senses were stimulated at once. Program itself was simply amazing. It’s not traditional massage, but head massage while soaking in bath made me feel as if dreaming. And finally, Mattana, the Muse. When I first saw her, honestly felt that my ideal woman had appeared. She was truly wonderful from beginning to end. As watched her shower, her figure was breathtakingly alluring, and it felt like witnessing a show unlike anything I had ever experienced. Price and concept may not be for everyone. But for me, I could have stayed much longer. Felt like I had discovered a paradise—a perfect place that marked the end of my long journey. Definitely will come back.

This is a special place for men who want an experience to remember not boom boom. I visited with anticipation and was not disappointed. My muse did not look like the website, she is much more beautiful. She was the star of a ritual that is designed for maximum impact. I have been to many shops, walked out, had food and gone on with my day. This stuck with me and I just had to experience it again as soon as I could. This is not for the tourist. This is for the explorer. This is not hamburger joint, this is a Michelin restaurant. This is not a sports car, this is a precision touring vehicle. If you want cheap boom boom go somewhere else. If you want a deep experience with a beautiful woman, a real woman, this is where you spend some money.