SOAP MITU

Mitu Massage, the OG Nuru Massage hotspot in Bangkok, has been around forever and is like a magnet for Japanese tourists. No big shocker there, considering their deal is a mashup of classic Japanese Nuru massage and that famous Japanese adult stuff.

If you're familiar with Japanese adult flicks, you're in for zero surprises at Mitu Massage. We're talking slim gals, neat grooming downstairs, those high-pitched moans, and the struggle as she goes for the grand entrance – all part of the game plan at Mitu.

After my killer time at Doki Doki Bangkok, I thought, "Why not hit up the OG joint that kicked it all off?" So, off I went to Mitu Massage to check if they're still holding it down against their newer, wallet-friendly rivals.

Their website's up and running, but word from the manager is, they won't be sprucing it up anymore. Now you gotta hit 'em up on Line, WeChat, or WhatsApp to suss out which girls are on, peep pics, and lock in your spot.

Finding their spot's like a secret mission – tucked away in an alley with no neon signs screaming "Massage This Way!" Keep your eyes peeled for their logo in a right-side alley as you stroll into the lane off Soi 33 (check out the pic below). As you step into Soi 33, Hera Massage should be waving on the main road. After that, scout for the lane on your right.